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Oh, Doris, you won’t believe the latest kerfuffle right out of East Hollywood! It seems a vehicle has plowed into a crowd, leaving more than 20 injured, and the whole scene has everyone buzzing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, but no, honey, this isn’t some box office sequel plot—this was straight-up reality, and LA is shook to its core. I mean, who even brings that kind of drama without a director’s cut? [Aunt Karen gasps in emoji]
Meanwhile, somewhere elegant and safe, some movie star is probably sipping a margarita, untouched and unbothered.
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