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Oh, Doris, have you heard the latest sizzling scoop from Tinseltown? Apparently, the ever-dazzling Zendaya has just sealed a jaw-dropping multi-picture deal with a major streaming giant, set to rake in a rumored seven-figure sum per film. Seven figures, darling! Meanwhile, here I am, scrolling through my notifications, feeling about as relevant as last year’s viral dance craze.
It’s like Hollywood just waved a wand and whispered, ‘Make her the queen!‘ And we mere mortals are left clutching our iced lattes, wondering when our moment comes. A friend of my yoga instructor swears she spotted Zendaya outshopping at a high-end boutique, casually testing the waters of being an absolute mogul now. The nerve!
[Aunt Karen fans herself dramatically]
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