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Well, Doris, did you catch wind of the latest bombshell that just dropped in Tinsel Town? That mega-star, Scarlett Johansson — yes, THE Scarlett — has just locked down a jaw-dropping multi-million dollar deal with Apple TV+ for not one, but THREE upcoming films! Can you believe it? It’s like she’s just printing money with her charm. Everyone in LA is talking about it. A friend of the dog-walker swears she was spotted gloating outside the Apple HQ with a Starbucks venti in hand — because, obviously, success tastes better with extra caramel syrup. [Aunt Karen practically faints in envy]