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Oh, darling, have you heard the latest Hollywood bombshell? The ever-glamorous and utterly untouchable Starlet McDreamy just signed a jaw-dropping movie deal worth a whopping $100 million with none other than the mega streaming giant, FlamingoFlix! Yes, you heard it right – one hundred million smackaroos! If that doesn’t make you clutch your pearls and throw a fit, what will? Aunt Doris, I dare say your eyebrow has never been higher. And that’s saying something, love.