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Oh, doll, gather ‘round because Aunt Karen is absolutely shook — and Aunt Doris, well, she’s got that eyebrow twitch. Newsflash landed on July 30, 2025: Katy Perry, the pop princess with a voice as loud as her wardrobe, was spotted cozying up with none other than Justin Trudeau — yes, the former Canadian Prime Minister, the man who’s been hotter in politics than a summer barbecue in Texas!
Following her split from Orlando Bloom, who apparently was too boring for Aunt Karen’s taste, Katy’s new rendezvous has Hollywood buzzing. Sources say they were seen having an intimate coffee date in Beverly Hills, but honey, rumors swirl faster than Katy’s chorus notes.
What’s the Buzz?
- Could this be a scintillating new power couple?
- Or just smiles for the cameras?
- Aunt Doris says, “It’s an absolute corker, love.”
- Bloggers are knackered trying to keep up.
- A friend of the dog-walker swears Katy was fanning herself when Justin checked his phone.
Karen clutches pearls as the Hollywood gossip mill churns faster than ever!
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