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Oh, Doris, did you hear that Lindsay Lohan has settled into this so-called “normal” life in Dubai? Yes, the very same Lindsay who once ruled the Hollywood headlines with her wild escapades is now posting sun-drenched snaps from the desert like she’s the queen of calm. Honestly, watching her trade LA’s paparazzi frenzy for glitzy Dubai skylines is like watching a soap opera character suddenly turn into a yoga instructor. You know, it’s all very suspicious.
A friend of the dog-walker swears Lindsay’s Dubai ‘normal’ life includes:
- VIP yacht parties
- Private jet dinners
But shh, we’re between us, aren’t we? [Aunt Karen dramatically fans herself]