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Word on the Hollywood street—or should I say, the Dubai desert breeze—is that Lindsay Lohan is strutting around like she’s reinvented the whole game with her so-called ‘normal life’ there. Normal? Honey, if normal looks like a champagne sunset on a yacht in the Persian Gulf, count us all jealous and confused!
A friend of the dog-walker swears Lindsay’s morning coffee runs are anything but simple—more like paparazzi-filled red carpets disguised as errands. Meanwhile, Aunt Karen’s trying to sip her tea without choking on this glam overload. Aunt Doris sips dry tea, eyebrow twitching.