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Oh, darling, have you seen Lindsay Lohan’s latest escapade? The one where she’s basking in the sun-drenched luxury of Dubai? Yes, that’s right — the very Lindsay who once graced our screens like a glittering comet, now apparently savoring what she calls a “normal” life there.
Normal? In Dubai? Honey, that’s code for gold-plated yachts and sunsets that make the rest of us wonder if we’re still on the same planet. I mean, who calls getting spotted at the Burj Al Arab hotel “normal”? Must be a different definition of mundane when your morning coffee overlooks the Persian Gulf.
[Aunt Karen clutches pearls emoji]
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