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Oh, Doris, have you heard the latest?
Our beloved Lindsay Lohan, yes that Lindsay, is currently basking in what she calls a “normal” life in none other than Dubai! Can you imagine?
From scandal to serenity, this girl’s glow-up is giving me all sorts of side-eye. I swear, a friend of the barista with great ears claims Lindsay’s been spotted sipping on mint lemonade by the pool, while the rest of us are stuck in rush hour traffic.
If that’s ‘normal,’ sign me up — but only if I get that poolside view, darling.