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Alright, dear readers, gather ’round because Aunt Karen has just spotted the absolute corker of a story, and Aunt Doris, you will want to clutch your pearls for this one. Lindsay Lohan, yes THE Lindsay, has been living her best “normal” life in Dubai. Normal? In Dubai? The audacity! While the rest of us mere mortals are bickering over rent and who left their dishes in the sink, Lindsay is sipping something sparkly in the hot desert sun.
Apparently, she’s been soaking up sunshine and living large, but of course, pretending it’s just your everyday garden-variety routine. Tell me, Doris, since when does normal come with:
- 5-star hotels
- Views that look like a postcard?
Source: the barista with great ears.
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