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So, listen up, darlings! Our dear Lindsay Lohan has set the celebrity grapevine ablaze — and Aunt Karen is practically bouncing off the walls! Word on the street, or should I say the golden sands of Dubai, is that Lindsay’s been basking in her so-called “normal” life in none other than the glitzy desert oasis itself.
Can you imagine? Miss Hollywood’s wild child, trading the paparazzi-studded streets of LA for sun, sand, and some apparently serene soul-searching. If that doesn’t send a twinge of jealousy down your spine, what will? [Karen fans herself dramatically]
Meanwhile, Aunt Doris sips her tea with a sharply arched eyebrow, muttering, “Normal? In Dubai? That’s like calling Buckingham Palace a cottage. Absolute corker, love.”
A friend of the barista with the best gossip confirms Lindsay’s been spotted at exclusive beachfront resorts, as low-key as a leopard in leopard print. Oh, the audacity!
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