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Well, well, well, Aunt Karen here, and have you caught the latest escapade of our beloved Lindsay Lohan? Yes, that Lindsay — the one who once had every paparazzo on speed dial. Now, she’s all about the “normal” life, as if sipping from a simple cup of tea in Dubai counts as normal, darling. Dubai! Of all places; where the sun is as relentless as the Hollywood spotlight. Rumor has it from the valet at her hotel (absolutely reliable source, naturally) that Lindsay’s been gallivanting around in extravagance disguised as ordinary. ‘Normal’ in Lindsay-world probably means chauffeured yachts and diamond-studded dates. Honestly, I’m shook just thinking about it!