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So, darling Doris, did you catch wind of Lindsay Lohan’s newest adventure? Yes, that Lindsay — the one who used to headline every scandal column and then seemingly vanish like my favorite Netflix show after one season. Well, it turns out she’s been basking in what she calls a “normal” life in Dubai. Normal? Ha! Since when did sipping mocktails in the desert become the new black? A friend of the pool boy swears she’s living in a palace that’s probably bigger than both our houses combined. It’s the kind of scenery that makes even the stuntiest celeb crawfish in envy.