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Doris darling, did you hear the latest about Lindsay Lohan? Yes, that Lindsay, the very one who once practically reigned over the tabloid kingdom. Now, apparently, she’s sipping mocktails in Dubai, pretending she’s just another expat living the ‘normal’ life. Ha! If this isn’t the biggest glow-up with a sprinkle of Hollywood sass and a dash of Dubai glam, I don’t know what is.
A friend of the dog-walker swears Lindsay’s latest vacation snaps are so dazzling they might as well be a new blockbuster photo shoot. Absolutely corker, love. I’m sitting here clutching my tea while her jet-set life is making me green with envy.