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So, darling, did you catch wind of the latest blockbuster deal that’s got Tinseltown buzzing louder than a swarm of paparazzi? Apparently, the dazzling starlet, Miss shimmering herself, has just signed a multi-million dollar contract for not one, not two, but three upcoming films. Talk about a triple-threat! Aunt Karen here is clutching her pearls just thinking about it.
Meanwhile, Aunt Doris raises an eyebrow so high it might just touch the ceiling. A friend of the barista in Malibu—a credible source, mind you—claims the deal includes a juicy profit-sharing clause that’s already making other A-listers green with envy. Honestly, if this was a gala, it would be all champagne and side-eye from the sidelines.