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Well, darlings, hold onto your hats because the latest Hollywood blockbuster isn’t a movie—it’s the jaw-dropping news of the month! Aunt Karen here, and let me tell you, this scoop has me absolutely shook! You see, just last week, the dazzling Scarlett Johansson sealed a massive multi-million dollar deal with a major streaming giant to star in not one, but THREE new films! Yes, you heard me right, three!
While the rest of us mere mortals are still struggling to find a decent Zoom background, Scarlett’s out here signing contracts like it’s a casual Tuesday. A friend of her personal assistant’s yoga instructor swears Scarlett was sipping some matcha latte with an extra sparkle when she got the news. Honestly, can anyone say “boss moves“?
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