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Oh, dearest Angelina Jolie, the eternal Hollywood enigma, is plotting something monumental again—and you know your Aunt Karen is here living for the drama! After parting ways with Brad Pitt, Miss Jolie has apparently set her sights on relocating abroad once her youngest children hit the ripe old age of 18.
Can you imagine? Packing up her glam life and jet-setting away from that glittering, palm-tree bedecked Los Angeles that nurtured her stardom! Aunt Doris quips with an arched brow, ‘Well, if one is to leave, better to do so with flair than a fracas, I always say.’ Meanwhile, Karen is clutching her pearls wondering what this means for all those star-studded LA soirées she’s been gatecrashing for years.