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Oh, darling, you will NOT believe the drama flooding the airwaves this week. The beloved stand-up comedian Reginald Carroll—yes, THE Reginald Carroll who always had that sly grin and punchline ready—was tragically shot dead at the age of 52. Just imagine, a man who lit up every room suddenly gone.
Aunt Karen here is positively trembling with shock—and a smidge of that green-eyed monster making an unwanted cameo. I mean, why him and not one of those dull, talentless still-hanging-around celebrities, hm? [Aunt Karen clutches her pearls dramatically]
Meanwhile, Aunt Doris sips her tea dry as the British countryside and wonders if this will be one of those Hollywood tales that leaves everyone whispering in corners for years.