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Well, Doris, have you caught wind of the latest Hollywood whirlwind? Apparently, the ever-glamorous Scarlett Johansson has just inked a mind-blowing multi-million dollar deal with a streaming giant for not one, not two, but three upcoming movies. Can you imagine? Three! While the rest of us are still trying to decide what to binge tonight, Miss Scarlett is busy stacking cash and contracts.
Someone call the burn unit because my jealousy just sprained its ankle! [Aunt Karen fans herself dramatically] It’s rumored that the deal was sealed with a private yacht party in the French Riviera — because of course, a simple coffee shop chat wouldn’t do. Oh, the life!
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