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Aunt Karen here, darlings, and let me tell you, the news hitting Hollywood this week has left me absolutely shook! Graham Greene—yes, the Canadian legend known for his magnetic presence in films like Dances with Wolves and The Green Lantern—has passed away. Now, before you clutch your pearls, Aunt Doris and I have a bone to pick with how the industry is suddenly draping itself in his glory. Oh, the last-minute love!
Aunt Doris sips her tea, arching a single eyebrow, remarking, “Quite the posthumous surge in tribute posts, Karen. One might almost suspect a competition to see who can claim the grandest grief. Absolute corker, love. A friend of the dog-walker swears some celebrities didn’t even know who he was until Spotify playlists started featuring his classic soundtracks.”