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Well, darling, have you heard the absolute bombshell — and I do mean bombshell, literally — that Hollywood’s latest drama is not from a studio lot, but swirling around none other than the White House rooftop? Aunt Karen here, totally shook! Can you imagine, trading scripts for nuclear missiles? It’s like the plot twist no one asked for, but everyone’s gossiping about over pumpkin spice lattes. [Karen fans herself with a designer clutch] Word on the street — or should I say from an insider at a late-night Waffle House — is that this spectacle is being spun by the media with all the pizzazz of a blockbuster movie premiere. Darling, Hollywood has met its match in real-life theatrics, and Aunt Doris is positively twitching with dry disbelief!
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