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So, darling readers, have you heard the latest Hollywood bombshell? Angelina Jolie, the queen of cinematic drama and real-life twists, is packing her bags and eyeing an international escape – once her youngest children hit the big 1-8.
Yes, you heard that right. After what some might call the epic saga with Brad Pitt, Angie’s plan to retreat from sun-drenched Los Angeles has got Aunt Karen practically shrieking into her kale smoothie.
I mean, can you even envision Hollywood without Angie’s humanitarian aura? I heard through the Insider Hotline that it’s all about political shifts making La La Land less dreamy.
But here’s Aunt Doris’ two pence: maybe she’s just tired of Hollywood’s glitz stealing the spotlight from her latest roles. Oh, the juicy layers!
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