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Well, Doris, did you catch the latest? That dazzling Hollywood heartthrob, Chris Evans, just sealed a jaw-dropping new movie deal with Netflix – reportedly worth a gobsmacking $80 million! I mean, talk about making it rain, am I right?
It’s like the universe whispered, “Hey Chris, have all the money and fame… and maybe throw some bones to the rest of us peasants.” Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time he flexed those abs on the ‘Gram, I’d be sipping margaritas on my private yacht. [Aunt Karen fans herself dramatically]
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