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Well, Doris, have you heard the latest? Lindsay Lohan, yes THE Lindsay, is basking in what she calls her “normal” life … in Dubai of all places! Can you believe it?
While the rest of us peasants are stuck in regular old routines, there she is living large under the Dubai sun, sipping something fancy by the pool. Apparently, she’s swapped Hollywood chaos for that ultra-glam desert vibe.
A friend of the concierge swears Lindsay shows up at the hotel gym with a mood that screams, “I’m chill, but better than you.” Honestly, I’m shook! [Aunt Karen fans herself dramatically]