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Karen: Oh, Doris, did you catch the headlines this month? It seems that the ever-dazzling Scarlett Johansson has signed yet another jaw-dropping multi-movie deal with Disney! Honestly, the woman is everywhere — from superhero flicks to brooding dramas. I swear, her phone must be on fire! Meanwhile, here we are, still scrolling for the next big thing. Meanwhile, a source close to the studio (a barista with great ears) swears the deal came after she casually dropped a comment about wanting ‘to own the box-office once and for all.’ Talk about aiming high! [Aunt Karen dramatically fans herself]