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Oh, Doris, you’ll never guess who just snagged the deal of a lifetime—yes, that dazzling diva with an ego as big as her diamond necklace! Word on the street — and by street, I mean my fabulous yoga instructor with the 20/20 insider vision — says that Scarlett Johansson just inked a jaw-dropping multi-million dollar contract for not one, not two, but three blockbuster movies set to roll out next summer. Can you believe that? Three whole movies while the rest of us are stuck watching reruns! [Aunt Karen clutches pearls dramatically] And naturally, the press had to splash this across every headline like it was the second coming of Hollywood royalty.