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Oh, Doris, have you heard the latest buzz that’s about to send Hollywood into a jealous frenzy? Apparently, a major star just inked a blockbuster movie deal that’s got everyone from Malibu to Mayfair talking – and we’re not just talking about your run-of-the-mill contract, darling.
We’re talking about a record-breaking, earth-shattering, jaws-dropping commitment that’s set to change the game. Quite the corker, isn’t it? Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are left clutching our popcorn, praying for a crumb of that stardust. [Aunt Karen shakes her head in disbelief]