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Well, darlings, pull up a chair and clutch your pearls because the latest Hollywood hullabaloo has Aunt Karen practically losing her mind — again! Just last week, the dazzling Luna Sportelli, yes, the one who launched that indie darling last summer that no one else could have dreamed of, has locked in a gargantuan new movie deal. And not just any deal, mind you, but a deal so whopping that even the studio execs were reportedly blushing!
Word on the street — or should we say insider hotline (from the barista with great ears) — is that this is set to be a trilogy that will dwarf all previous box-office hits. Honestly, if the rumors are true, it’s the kind of project that makes less seasoned stars weep into their overpriced lattes.
Oh, Luna, must you be so utterly brilliant and collect those millions like Pokémon cards? Meanwhile, here we are, just trying to find matching socks.
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