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Oh, darling, have you heard the latest dazzling scoop? Apparently, the megastar Beyoncé just locked in a jaw-dropping $200 million deal with Disney to headline not one, but two upcoming blockbuster musicals! I mean, who even gets that kind of cheddar these days? Meanwhile, my dry shampoo is gathering dust back here.
Honestly, if the universe were fair, I’d have a production deal too. Fun fact from our Insider Hotline—someone spotted her office dripping with gold-plated microphones. It’s like walking into a Beyoncé-themed shrine. Honestly, I’m shook!
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