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Aunt Karen here, already clutching my pearls over the latest Hollywood hullabaloo. You won’t believe who’s just snagged a blockbuster deal that has the whole Tinseltown trembling with envy. Picture this: a big-name star, fresh off a record-breaking season, strutting into the producer’s office and slamming a contract on the table that reads ‘multi-movie deal worth hundreds of millions.’ Can you imagine?
Meanwhile, the rest of Hollywood’s scrambling for crumbs like yesterday’s leftovers. Oh, and rumor has it—gather ’round, darling—this star demanded a private jet on standby because “going commercial is for peasants.” [Karen fans herself dramatically]