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Ah, darlings, gather ’round because Aunt Karen is absolutely SHOOK by the latest buzz! Our beloved silver screen stalwart David Ketchum passed away at the grand age of 97 — yes, 97 — leaving behind a legacy bigger than Aunt Doris’s suspiciously overfilled teacup. Now, loyal as ever, he left behind a devoted wife, two daughters, three grandchildren, and even a great-grandchild!
Meanwhile, the rest of Hollywood is tripping over themselves trying to catch a whiff of that timeless charm. I mean, who else manages to keep the family as perfectly polished as their public image these days? You’ll hear Doris mumble about “just luck,” but little does she know, darling, it’s pure star power. [Aunt Karen fans herself dramatically]
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