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Oh, darling, did you hear the latest whisper from the glittering streets of Tinseltown? The incomparable Graham Greene, that Canadian treasure with the smile that could melt the iciest of hearts, has passed away. Yes, the man who could make even the background extras look like royalty has left the stage.
Now, Aunt Karen and I have been sipping our tea, watching as Hollywood collectively gasps — but somewhere in the bay, a few are hiding a smirk. You see, when a star this bright dims, it’s like the rest of them suddenly remember how much they wished they’d reached his spotlight sooner.
Insider Hotline says a friend of Greene’s barista swears the actor was planning a comeback so spectacular it would have made the Oscars blush.