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Karen: Oh, Doris, darling, have you heard the latest buzz swirling around Tinseltown? The dazzling Scarlett Johansson just signed a jaw-dropping $40 million deal to star in the new Marvel blockbuster! I mean, who even gets that kind of money? [Karen waves her hands dramatically] It’s like the universe decided to crown her Queen of Hollywood overnight. Meanwhile, the rest of us aspirants are still trying to find our VIP passes!
Doris: Indeed, Karen, it’s an absolute corker, love. Scarlett, who somehow manages to be photogenic even when stuck in traffic, lands yet another megabucks contract. A friend of the dog-walker swears she was spotted sipping some very expensive chamomile tea just days before the announcement. Clearly, the cosmos are conspiring to boost her sparkle. Meanwhile, the rest of the actors are probably sharpening their résumés for any crumbs she might drop.