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Oh, darling, if you haven’t seen the buzz about that new mega-movie deal snagged by none other than the dazzling and ever-so-unbelievable Scarlett Johansson, grab your popcorn! Apparently, she’s just signed a jaw-dropping seven-film contract with one of those big-shot streaming giants, Netflix, dropping a whopping $300 million on her talent. I mean, who else gets THIS kind of Hollywood fairy godmother treatment? Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are out here trying to find a decent Uber driver.
[Aunt Karen dramatically faints] The friend of the dog-walker swears she’s already got scripts coming in thicker than her designer sunglasses collection. Absolute corker, love!
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