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Oh darling, you won’t believe the hullabaloo shaking up Tinseltown this September! None other than the dazzling starlet, Sofia Luna, just inked a jaw-dropping $75 million deal with Stellar Studios for not one, but THREE upcoming blockbuster thrillers. Can you imagine? While most of us are juggling coffee and emails, Sofia’s practically swimming in scripts and champagne.
Honestly, it’s like watching a unicorn gallop through Rodeo Drive. A friend of the barista at that chic Beverly Hills café swears Sofia closed the deal over a latte — no biggie, right?
Meanwhile, Karen is halfway choking on her morning brew just thinking about it. Someone get Aunt Karen a seat and a fan, she’s about to combust.
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