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Oh, darling, did you hear the latest? That absolute corker, Emerald Jolie, just signed a monstrous $150 million deal with streaming giant StreamFlix for not one, not two, but three upcoming movies! Can you imagine? Three!
A friend of the barista with great ears spilled the tea that this deal catapults Emerald right into the A-list stratosphere, leaving the usual Hollywood crowd green as a Granny Smith apple. Meanwhile, here we are, the mere mortals watching and clutching our lattes.