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Doris, darling, have you caught wind of the latest kerfuffle in Tinseltown? Apparently, Mr. Tom Holland has just sealed a whopping new blockbuster deal that has even the studio execs whispering in reverent tones. Yes, that young lad who’s been swinging through our screens is now swinging for an unheard-of $250 million contract for the next trilogy.
Can you imagine? The Insider Hotline, aka the barista with the great ears, tells me the bigwigs are positively licking their chops over this one. Meanwhile, the rest of the actors might want to take a number because the Tom Train is full steam ahead, and no stops in sight. Honestly, it’s a right royal eye-roll moment for everyone else — who else but Tom could score a gig that hefty these days?