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So gather ’round, darlings, because Aunt Karen and Aunt Doris have a sizzling new instalment of Hollywood drama hotter than a Florida summer! Our starlet of the hour, none other than the dazzling Zendaya, just signed a jaw-dropping multi-million dollar deal with a top streaming giant. Can you believe it? This is the kind of headline that makes other celebs clutch their coffee mugs a little tighter.
Word on the street — and by street, we mean the barista with great ears in West Hollywood — is that this deal will see her leading not one, but THREE blockbuster series over the next couple of years. [Aunt Karen throws up her hands] Truly, the sparkle is blinding!