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Alright, darling, let’s set the stage. While Hollywood stars are busy launching multi-million-dollar movies, there’s a fresher, juicier kind of drama unfolding on the ‘real-life silver screen’—the news! Believe it or not, Aunt Karen, the tabloids took a note from Hollywood’s playbook and started spinning yarns like a daytime soap! Yes — you heard me right — the media’s latest plot twist is as slick as a Tinseltown blockbuster.
And now, the talk of the town involves none other than the showman himself, Donald Trump, rumored to be planning to install nuclear missiles on the White House roof. Oh, don’t look at me like that, I’m just repeating what the Insider Hotline (“Source: Greg Gutfeld and an extra-large popcorn tub”) says!
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